No more tubing for me!!

I think my days of floating the Guadalupe River are over. The other day traffic was stopped on 410 by an 8 foot alligator taking a stroll. Not only did he stop traffic, he decided to have a little snack. He had an appetizer of orange traffic cones and for the main course a bite of patrol car bumper. Once he was finished his meal he was escorted by the smart police of San Antonio back to the river so he could go for a nice swim in the near by lake. Could he not have been escorted to a zoo or something??? If there is one alligator out there, he must have friends or a Misses out there too. It is only a matter of time until they make their way to the Guadalupe River for a little dessert. What could be tastier then a few people filled doughnuts!!!